Apr 272005
 

In the wake of the recent passing of HJR 6 by the Texas House and this story, which highlights everything that is wrong with Texas schools and the marriage of big business and government, I’m left to wonder what the hell I’m still doing in this state.

Oh yeah, the weather, Tex-Mex, and Austin itself.

(BTW, The Daily Show ripped into our legislature’s recent shenanigans last night. Stewart gave the “Tucker Carlson” treatment in absentia to a couple of CNN correspondents.) Here’s a clip.

Update:This LRGL blog post points to WSJ dismantling the claim that Stewart was up in arms about.

 Posted by on April 27, 2005 at 7:45 pm
Apr 262005
 

Eeyore's 42nd Annual Birthday Party
As far as I’m concerned, there are two holidays each year that are specific to Austin/Central Texas. The first holiday of the year is this Saturday, Eeyore’s 42nd Annual Birthday Party, at Pease Park. Most long-time Austinites are aware of this holiday. Here’s a little history from the Eeyore’s website:

Eeyore’s Birthday Party was established by University of Texas students in 1963. In 1974 the event moved to Pease Park and in 1979 came under the leadership of the non-profit group, University of Texas YMCA. In 1999, The University of Texas YMCA changed their name to the Friends of the Forest Foundation. The event caters to all Austinites, young and old, and offers the only fundraising opportunity for many non-profit groups each year.

The non-profits host the food and drink booths around the park and proceeds go to their respective causes. Past participants have included Safe Place, AnimalKind Foundation and Hospice Austin among others.

Silver man
You really have to attend it to appreciate the oddness of it all. I think I first attended as a UT student in the early 90’s and have returned most years since, now indoctrinating my kids in the fun. There’s a costume contest for adults and kids in the early hours, followed by an egg toss and a sack race. There’s also face painting and other kid friendly activities. For the college students and adults, there’s plenty of beer and the perennial favorite, the drum circle, where genuine and ersatz hippies pound themselves into a rhythm-induced frenzy. Of all the local annual festivals, I think this is the most quintessentially Austin of the bunch. Even the beer has a local flavor with Real Ale and St. Arnold’s being frequent suppliers.

Eeyore’s signals the beginning of summer for me as the weather is almost always warm. This year is no exception with the forecast predicting a high of 87. The rain out date is always the following Saturday. Check the website for updated information. We generally camp out somewhere near the basketball courts under the trees to the east of the path, so come by and say hello. I’ll have my camera with me and will post a re-cap on Sunday.

 Posted by on April 26, 2005 at 11:25 am
Apr 212005
 

Max needs bags? Well, so do we, but hopefully not for much longer. Like Max and Courtney, we resorted to using grocery and take-out bags to dispose of our small creature by-products.

The difference is that our small creature is well on her way to using the potty instead. Can I get an amen? With any luck, we soon won’t be filling up the landfills with plastic encased nuclear diapers. Even better, we won’t be buying the damn things anymore. Man, they’re expensive. Getting rid of that cost will subsidize my morning Starbucks habit (I know, I know, I should use a local shop. Anybody have a good alternative near Braker and Mopac other than Texpresso, which I can’t stand?) and the gym membership that I still pay for, but never use.

Damn you, automatic credit card billing!

 Posted by on April 21, 2005 at 4:00 pm
Apr 192005
 

Meme Time: Copy this list, leave in the bands you’ve seen perform live. Delete the ones you haven’t and add other ones you’ve seen until they total to 25. The asterisk means that these are bands that the previous person had on his/her list. Two asteriks mean the last 2 people that did this had this band on their list, etc..

(in no particular order, from Sean)

  1. Turbonegro
  2. Beastie Boys**
  3. Nirvana
  4. Burning Airlines
  5. Iggy Pop
  6. Metallica
  7. Fishbone
  8. Foo Fighters
  9. Helmet****
  10. Rocket From The Crypt*
  11. Fugazi*****
  12. Mudhoney
  13. Suicidal Tendencies
  14. Tortoise
  15. Slayer**
  16. Starfish
  17. Tool
  18. Tomahawk
  19. Bob Mould
  20. A Perfect Circle
  21. X
  22. Unsane
  23. Faith No More
  24. Soundgarden
  25. Ratt
 Posted by on April 19, 2005 at 9:25 pm
Apr 192005
 

As I’ve probably already mentioned, the rest of the family was in Dallas this past weekend. The Wife was attending a Kriya Yoga shindig and, since my parents are still there, the kids spent a fair amount of time at their place.

My mother took both kids to mass on with her. Now, I’m lapsed Catholic. When I was growing up, we went to church each Sunday, but other than that and the theology classes that I took in school, religion wasn’t really a part of our daily family life. Anyway, The Wife and I don’t currently attend church or expose the kids to much organized religion. The only current spiritual guidance they get is when they attend the Kriya events with The Wife. I’m having an internal debate about the ramifications of this, but that’s a whole ‘nother post.

At the mass that the kids attended, they called attention to a group of people who are in the process of becoming members of the church. This apparently spurred a discussion between The Boy and my mother about different religions. She explained to him that there were different religions like Judaism, Catholicism, Muslim, etc. After some discussion, The Boy proclaimed, “I know what I am! Texan!”

 Posted by on April 19, 2005 at 3:47 pm
Apr 182005
 

Austinist Happy Hour - Ben Brown and Jim StockbauerTo kick off my weekend of freedom on Friday, I stopped by the Longbranch Inn for the Austinist Tax Day Happy Hour. I’ve seen quite a bit of positive press and word of mouth about the Longbranch, but hadn’t yet had a chance to check it out for myself. When I found out that fellow local-and-yet-nationally-affilated city blog site Austinist was having a shindig there, I figured it was a perfect opportunity to check out the bar and meet some more Austin bloggers.

The bar is owned and run by Jim Stockbauer and Kumbala, who was one of the original bartenders at Emo’s. I remember Kumbala from many trips to Emo’s past and some inter-bar football games that were staged at Pease Park in the mid-90’s, although he’s sporting a new hairdo that threw me a little bit. Stockbauer seems like a personable guy, although I’ve seen various comments that he has trouble deciding whether he’s an owner or a rowdy patron from time to time. If you search for Longbranch Inn on Google, the first hit is a good characterization of that. Stockbauer’s the one to the right in my crappy camphone photo.

The bar itself is relatively small. It seems like a great place for a happy hour drink. I could see myself hitting it for a beer or two after work. There’s a small side yard where I found the Austinist crowd was holding court.
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 Posted by on April 18, 2005 at 4:55 pm
Apr 182005
 

With the family out of town for the weekend, I was down on Sixth Street Friday night. Sometime after midnight, we heard a rumor that there had been a bomb threat at either Jackalope or La Cucaracha. The police apparently moved everyone out of that entire block and closed it down.

When we were booted out onto the street from Casino El Camino at 2am, we found an APD officer and a line of yellow tape stretching across Sixth. I was parked on Congress. Feigning ignorance, we asked the cop what had happened and whether or not we could get through. He told us to use the alley and that he couldn’t tell us what had happened. We trudged through the alley between 5th and 6th with the rest of the crowd, stunned at the number of people trying to whiz behind dumpsters. I know it happens, but you’d think the increased foot traffic would discourage the practice, not encourage it.

Is Austin a town of exhibitionists or what? And does anybody have anything more on this bomb threat? I checked News 8’s website, figuring them for the best chance of having a story and came up with nothing. Is APD intentionally keeping a lid on it?

 Posted by on April 18, 2005 at 1:19 pm

Main event

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Apr 182005
 

Water Main
Oddly enough, this post involves a street casualty as well, but in my case, the street itself was the casualty.

Yesterday at roughly 4pm, I was contemplating starting the laundry before the return of the rest of my family from Dallas. I heard an odd rumbling noise and attributed it to a passing jet. About 10 or 15 minutes later, I noticed a commotion out in the street. I went outside to find the scene that you see in the photo. A neighbor told me that they heard the rumbling as well and investigated. They saw water seeping out of the street and called the water department. They said that standing on the street felt like an earthquake. A passing car finally caused the street to collapse and the water started to gush out.

We’ve had a leak a couple houses down from the water main break that the city has determined is a spring and not city water. Apparently, they test for chlorine to differentiate the two. It’s hard to tell if the ground water from the spring contributed to the break or not. The consensus seems to be that the water main system is old and needs replacing. I also heard someone mention that my neighborhood has particularly high water pressure in the mains. The crews finished the repair around midnight last night. We were without water for the entire repair. So much for the laundry.

 Posted by on April 18, 2005 at 10:31 am
Apr 152005
 

I’ll give a dollar to the person who can figure out the band and song from which the title is copped. And no, it’s not the frog on Sugar Smacks. Is his name Dig’em Smack?

Since my trackback to his blogging.la post from my last post seems to have failed, I’ll try pinging Wil’s latest post on his own site since he’s got something new installed that’s supposed to keep the good but throw out the bad. Will I go 0-2? Let’s see…

Update: 0-2. Third time’s a charm. Also, note that Mr. Wheaton has now explicitly called attention to Jessica Stover’s post as well. It’s good stuff. Go read it. Now. GET GOING!

 Posted by on April 15, 2005 at 7:46 pm
Apr 152005
 

By now, you’ve probably heard from somewhere about the Star Wars line at Grauman’s Chinese Theater and also about how, as of this moment, Revenge of the Sith isn’t actually playing there.

Blogging.la, the granddaddy site to our own Austin Metblog (btw, there’s a permanent feed of the latest stories in a box somewhere over there on the left) has had some highly amusing coverage of the line since the beginning. You owe it to yourself to go read all of the posts and comments. The best one so far came today with a recap of a line visit by Jessica Stover. I don’t know who she is, but I’m in love (sorry, Wife). Wil’s recap of her visit doesn’t quite do it justice, you have to read the original.

 Posted by on April 15, 2005 at 4:50 pm