{"id":63,"date":"2005-04-21T16:00:18","date_gmt":"2005-04-22T00:00:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thechunk.com\/blog\/archive\/plastic-bags\/"},"modified":"2005-04-21T16:00:18","modified_gmt":"2005-04-22T00:00:18","slug":"plastic-bags","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/archive\/plastic-bags\/","title":{"rendered":"Plastic bags"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.requenes.com\/news\/maxneedsbags\/page0.html\">Max needs bags?<\/a> Well, so do we, but hopefully not for much longer. Like Max and Courtney, we resorted to using grocery and take-out bags to dispose of our small creature by-products. <\/p>\n<p>The difference is that our small creature is well on her way to using the potty instead. Can I get an amen? With any luck, we soon won&#8217;t be filling up the landfills with plastic encased nuclear diapers. Even better, we won&#8217;t be buying the damn things anymore. Man, they&#8217;re expensive. Getting rid of that cost will subsidize my morning Starbucks habit (I know, I know, I should use a local shop. Anybody have a good alternative near Braker and Mopac other than Texpresso, which I can&#8217;t stand?) and the gym membership that I still pay for, but never use.<\/p>\n<p>Damn you, automatic credit card billing!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Max needs bags? Well, so do we, but hopefully not for much longer. Like Max and Courtney, we resorted to using grocery and take-out bags to dispose of our small creature by-products. The difference is that our small creature is well on her way to using the potty instead. Can I get an amen? With <a href='https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/archive\/plastic-bags\/' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-63","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","category-5-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3fonJ-11","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=63"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=63"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=63"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=63"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}