{"id":391,"date":"2003-04-22T02:29:52","date_gmt":"2003-04-22T10:29:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thechunk.com\/blog\/archive\/parked\/"},"modified":"2007-02-09T17:14:09","modified_gmt":"2007-02-09T23:14:09","slug":"parked","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/archive\/parked\/","title":{"rendered":"Parked"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I spent the majority of the weekend with The Boy and The La while The Wife OD&#8217;ed on Kriya yoga. We went to the park both Saturday morning and Sunday morning for several hours each time. The La is a big fan of the baby swing while The Boy spent most of his time on the &#8220;big kid&#8221; swing and the monkey bars. He used to be afraid of even going up the ladder, but now he&#8217;ll make it about halfway across before dropping down. The La&#8217;s first tooth is really coming in now with more on the way. She&#8217;s moving around by rocking back and forth while sitting. Sometimes she ends up rocking too far forward and doing a face plant or goes backwards and hits her head on the floor. We&#8217;ve been keeping her on the carpet with her a few pillows around her to soften the impacts. She managed to scoot herself to the coffee table and I watched close by as she tried to pull a large book down on top of herself. I kept moving her back to a safer area and she kept scooting herself back to the table, determined to give herself a concussion with that book.<\/p>\n<p>I remarked to my dad that she looks like an autistic kid with all of the rocking and that triggered a memory for him. Apparently, my sister used to a similar move when she was an infant and he called it &#8220;schizo-rocking&#8221; at the time. I guess it must be a sex-linked Trentham gene as neither I nor The Boy did it. I don&#8217;t think The Wife did it either, but we haven&#8217;t asked her parents. If Mark is reading this, perhaps he can tell us if Laura ever did it?<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, those looking for pictures will have to wait until the weekend. We&#8217;ll most certainly take several at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sexton.com\/eeyores\">Eeyore&#8217;s<\/a> on Saturday. If you go back through The Boy&#8217;s picture of the week archives in late April\/early May, there&#8217;s almost always an Eeyore&#8217;s picture.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I spent the majority of the weekend with The Boy and The La while The Wife OD&#8217;ed on Kriya yoga. We went to the park both Saturday morning and Sunday morning for several hours each time. The La is a big fan of the baby swing while The Boy spent most of his time on <a href='https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/archive\/parked\/' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-391","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","category-5-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s3fonJ-parked","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/391","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=391"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/391\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=391"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=391"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=391"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}