{"id":300,"date":"2003-12-03T23:37:12","date_gmt":"2003-12-04T07:37:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thechunk.com\/blog\/archive\/no-sir-he-doesnt-like-it\/"},"modified":"2003-12-03T23:37:12","modified_gmt":"2003-12-04T07:37:12","slug":"no-sir-he-doesnt-like-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/archive\/no-sir-he-doesnt-like-it\/","title":{"rendered":"No sir, he doesn&#8217;t like it"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I may be late on <a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.thesneeze.com\/mt-archives\/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.html\">this one<\/a>, but it&#8217;s damn funny. Be sure to read all of the parts <i>(found via <a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.houseofennui.com\">Gnomeloaf<\/a>)<\/i>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I may be late on this one, but it&#8217;s damn funny. Be sure to read all of the parts (found via Gnomeloaf).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-300","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous","category-8-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3fonJ-4Q","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/300","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=300"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/300\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=300"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=300"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=300"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}