{"id":234,"date":"2004-05-08T01:25:09","date_gmt":"2004-05-08T09:25:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thechunk.com\/blog\/archive\/damn-you-atkins\/"},"modified":"2004-05-08T01:25:09","modified_gmt":"2004-05-08T09:25:09","slug":"damn-you-atkins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/archive\/damn-you-atkins\/","title":{"rendered":"Damn you, Atkins!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.krispykreme.com\/\">Krispy Kreme<\/a> is <a href=\"http:\/\/ir.thomsonfn.com\/InvestorRelations\/PubNewsStory.aspx?partner=6012&amp;storyId=113564\">blaming lackluster earnings on the low-carb fad and has announced a few closings<\/a>. I just hope it doesn&#8217;t affect <a href=\"http:\/\/clients.mapquest.com\/krispy\/mqinterconnect?id=KK1058&amp;streetaddress=701%20East%20Stassney%20Lane&amp;city=Austin&amp;state=TX&amp;zip=78745&amp;country=US&amp;level=9&amp;phonenumber=512-851-8888&amp;link=map2\">my location<\/a> anytime soon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Krispy Kreme is blaming lackluster earnings on the low-carb fad and has announced a few closings. I just hope it doesn&#8217;t affect my location anytime soon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-234","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous","category-8-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3fonJ-3M","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/234","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=234"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/234\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=234"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=234"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=234"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}