{"id":220,"date":"2004-06-08T01:43:44","date_gmt":"2004-06-08T09:43:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thechunk.com\/blog\/archive\/proverbial-fruit-that-hangs-low\/"},"modified":"2004-06-08T01:43:44","modified_gmt":"2004-06-08T09:43:44","slug":"proverbial-fruit-that-hangs-low","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/archive\/proverbial-fruit-that-hangs-low\/","title":{"rendered":"Proverbial fruit that hangs low"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sure that I&#8217;m not the first one to say or think this in the last 24 hours, but where&#8217;re the calls for a constitutional amendment to keep famous musicians\/actors from marrying? Haven&#8217;t J-Lo, Britney Spears, Elizabeth Taylor, Drew Barrymore, Nicolas Cage and their ilk done much more to cheapen and destroy marriage than any same-sex couple in the last 10 years?<\/p>\n<p>Oddly, neither J-Lo nor same-sex marriages seem to have affected my own. Hmmm&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sure that I&#8217;m not the first one to say or think this in the last 24 hours, but where&#8217;re the calls for a constitutional amendment to keep famous musicians\/actors from marrying? Haven&#8217;t J-Lo, Britney Spears, Elizabeth Taylor, Drew Barrymore, Nicolas Cage and their ilk done much more to cheapen and destroy marriage than any <a href='https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/archive\/proverbial-fruit-that-hangs-low\/' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-220","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment","category-4-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3fonJ-3y","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/220","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=220"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/220\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=220"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=220"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=220"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}