{"id":196,"date":"2004-07-16T01:00:56","date_gmt":"2004-07-16T09:00:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thechunk.com\/blog\/archive\/ouch\/"},"modified":"2004-07-16T01:00:56","modified_gmt":"2004-07-16T09:00:56","slug":"ouch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/archive\/ouch\/","title":{"rendered":"Ouch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Much to The Wife&#8217;s dismay, Martha will likely <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2004\/LAW\/07\/15\/martha.stewart\/index.html\">face sentencing and head to prison tomorrow<\/a>. The following bit of info from the CNN article is even more painful:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>And, in a bittersweet coda to the saga that began more than two years ago, consider this: ImClone stock closed at $80.30 per share, up from the average $58.43 that Stewart got when she dumped her shares, reaping about $228,000.<\/p>\n<p>Had Stewart held onto her ImClone stock, it would now be worth about $315,000.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>So, that&#8217;s another $100k she&#8217;s theoretically lost in addition to what it&#8217;s cost her in legal fees and lowered stock price of her company since all of this began. Yikes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Much to The Wife&#8217;s dismay, Martha will likely face sentencing and head to prison tomorrow. The following bit of info from the CNN article is even more painful: And, in a bittersweet coda to the saga that began more than two years ago, consider this: ImClone stock closed at $80.30 per share, up from the <a href='https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/archive\/ouch\/' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-196","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","category-2-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s3fonJ-ouch","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/196","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=196"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/196\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=196"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=196"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=196"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}