Dear Dimwits travelling south on Mopac near 183 in the evening:<\/p>\n
I know it’s difficult to grasp since the road has been repaved and they haven’t yet re-striped it yet (not sure that they will since it’s been this way for nearly a week), but there’s only two lanes on Mopac for most of the way between 360 and Steck.<\/p>\n
That’s not your own special left lane. It hasn’t been cleared for just for you.<\/p>\n
When you get to Steck, you’ll realize that you’ve been driving on the shoulder like a douche. It’s ok. We all make mistakes. Just merge your massive SUV back into traffic without hitting the rest of us and keep staring ahead and talking on that cell phone.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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