{"id":172,"date":"2004-09-01T15:27:28","date_gmt":"2004-09-01T23:27:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thechunk.com\/blog\/archive\/toddler-the-movie\/"},"modified":"2004-09-01T15:27:28","modified_gmt":"2004-09-01T23:27:28","slug":"toddler-the-movie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/archive\/toddler-the-movie\/","title":{"rendered":"Toddler: The Movie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>INT.  LIVING ROOM &#8211; MORNING<\/p>\n<p>DADDY and THE LA are getting ready for school\/work. She picks up one of THE BOY&#8217;s Bionicles.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">DADDY<br \/>\n(Expecting an answer of Bionicle)<br \/>\nWhat&#8217;s that, La?<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">THE LA<br \/>\nMine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>INT. LIVING ROOM &#8211; MORNING DADDY and THE LA are getting ready for school\/work. She picks up one of THE BOY&#8217;s Bionicles. DADDY (Expecting an answer of Bionicle) What&#8217;s that, La? THE LA Mine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-172","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","category-5-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3fonJ-2M","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/172","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=172"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/172\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=172"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=172"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=172"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}