{"id":1687,"date":"2007-04-26T08:19:39","date_gmt":"2007-04-26T13:19:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/austin.metblogs.com\/2007\/04\/26\/eeyore-turns-44\/"},"modified":"2007-04-26T08:19:39","modified_gmt":"2007-04-26T13:19:39","slug":"eeyore-turns-44","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/archive\/eeyore-turns-44\/","title":{"rendered":"Eeyore Turns 44"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/thechunk\/305177415\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"305177415_dc2a117e64.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/austin.metblogs.com\/archives\/images\/2007\/04\/305177415_dc2a117e64.jpg?resize=500%2C375\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" vspace=\"5\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>I don&#8217;t have to tell you that this Saturday is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sexton.com\/eeyores\/07\/index.shtml\">Eeyore&#8217;s 44th Birthday Party<\/a> in Pease Park from 11am until dusk.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t have to tell you that the concessions benefit local charities or that the beer will flow courtesy of local brewers like Real Ale, Live Oak and Independence. I don&#8217;t have to tell you about the costume contest or that you&#8217;re likely to see a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/thechunk\/6321884\/\">little more of some of your fellow Austinites<\/a> than you&#8217;d like. I definitely won&#8217;t mention the drum circle, the lines for the port-a-potties or that parking will suck. And I won&#8217;t tell you that I&#8217;ll be somewhere over by the basketball court under a tree for most of the day until my wife makes us go home.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t have to tell you that this Saturday is Eeyore&#8217;s 44th Birthday Party in Pease Park from 11am until dusk. I don&#8217;t have to tell you that the concessions benefit local charities or that the beer will flow courtesy of local brewers like Real Ale, Live Oak and Independence. I don&#8217;t have to tell <a href='https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/archive\/eeyore-turns-44\/' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1687","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3fonJ-rd","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1687","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1687"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1687\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1687"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1687"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thechunk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1687"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}