Obesity?

I don’t really consider myself a health food nut or anything. I’ve put on a few pounds since becoming a dad, but I’m trying to avoid the fate of all the Trentham men, the majority of which seem to invariably end up looking like they’ve got a basketball shoved under their shirt while still having the legs of a rooster. I think I won’t have too much trouble avoiding something like this, but somebody should stop that Ben & Jerry before they invent another Cool Britannia. Mmmmm…shortbread.