Aug 172006
 

I checked out The Descent on Tuesday night with a few friends. I’d heard a lot of good stuff about it both from the media and people whose opinions I trust. I was a huge horror movie fan in the 80’s and saw most of what came out, both good and bad. Over the last 10 years, there have been two or three horror movies that have gotten as much good word of mouth. One was Blair Witch Project, which, when I ultimately saw it on video, was extremely disappointing. It was a classic example of expectations being pumped so high that there was no hope that I would ever like it. The second was High Tension, which is much more satisfying.

The Descent managed to mostly live up to its hype, but not without viewing the extra minute that was cut for the American theatrical release. Apparently, domestic test audiences reacted poorly to the original ending, so they cut it. Thanks, dumbasses. As others have pointed out, the loss of that minute guts one of the subplots and removes some of the depth of the movie. Maybe I’m getting old, but the fast cut style seen in many recent movies and used during some of the more intense sequences in this film really annoyed me.

I’m not sure what to make of the fact that the two better horror films of the last ten years were made in Europe (The Descent is British and High Tension is French).

[tags]thedescent, horror, hightension, hautetension, blairwitchproject, edited[/tags]

 Posted by on August 17, 2006 at 10:34 am
Aug 082006
 

Somebody must think my blog is a depressing read because I’m getting completely hammered with spam for an antidepressant that rhymes with “smell boot trim” over the past 24 hours. I’m not the only one having this problem as David Sifry’s latest State of the Blogosphere says that 70% of the pings that Technorati receives are from known spam sources.

Janet Jackson is still hawt. I had a bit of thing for her on Good Times and Different Strokes. I think my infatuation reached it’s peak around the time “Anytime, Anyplace” was released. I was living in NYC at the time.

Speaking of NYC, JMG posted about rents there today. I had a one room apartment in the East Village for $800/month and it was a dump. I imagine it’s probably doubled by now.

The Internets are full of tributes to Love frontman Arthur Lee who died last week. Where the hell have I been? I don’t think I’ve ever even heard of this band and neither had The Wife. We consider ourselves fairly saavy. Why didn’t anyone tell us? Bastards.

New Rescue Me tonight. Season three is drawing to a close and the show still doesn’t disappoint. The opening sequence last week was awesome. Fire plus apartment marijuana growing operation equals stoned firefighters and ensuing hilarity. I’m sure that must’ve actually happened at some point although the smell should’ve been enough of a clue to don the respirators.

I watched Zathura on Sunday night with the kids. There’s lots to recommend it. I’d kill to have the house in the film. The set design is excellent. Several funny lines from both kids. I had a hard time separating Dax from his Punk’d persona and I’m inclined to like almost anything Tim Robbins does. I liked it better than Jumani, the other Chris Van Allsburg book I’ve seen adapted to film. I never saw Polar Express. Plus, Peter Billingsley, aka Ralphie from A Christmas Story was a co-producer on the film. How could you not like that? And as a completely random aside to see if Scott H. is reading this, any idea why Peter Billingsley got a “thanks” credit on Mysterious Skin?

P.S. This is a personal best for most IMDB links in a single post.

[tags]mysteriousskin, peterbillingsley, zathura, rescueme, love, arthurlee, janetjackson, spam, davidsifry, nyc, realestate, joemygod[/tags]

 Posted by on August 8, 2006 at 4:41 pm
Jun 202006
 

I saw a blurb on Defamer several months ago that Michael Eisner is hosting a talk show on CNBC (Channel 50 or 360 on Time Warner Austin, depending if you’re analog or digital), an interesting choice for a channel that’s essentially a glorified stock ticker. Anyway, the episode that airs tonight has Eisner laying the smackdown on Pat Robertson. Suicidegirls has the details. It’ll be worth checking out as a lead-in for the Mavs to prove that they pwn the Heat.

Go Mavs!

[tags]cnbc, michaeleisner, patrobertson, suicidegirls[/tags]

 Posted by on June 20, 2006 at 11:57 am
Jun 192006
 

We took the kids to see Cars yesterday at the greatest movie chain on the planet. Marrit’s review pretty much nailed it. I’d rank it the lowest of the Pixar films to date. I haven’t seen The Incredibles, but I’m guessing that’s better. Monsters Inc. held that spot until this one. My three-and-a-half-year-old couldn’t make it through the whole thing either. The seven-year-old managed to make it through, but also deemed it sub-par. Finding Nemo’s probably the best, although I’m partial to Bug’s Life and Toy Story as well. They showed a preview for Ratatouille before Cars. It looks more promising.

[tags]pixar, cars, ratatouille, findingnemo, monstersinc, alamodrafthouse[/tags]

 Posted by on June 19, 2006 at 5:03 pm
Jun 152006
 

I watched the Tonight Show last night. The sparks I anticipated didn’t appear. Carlin did a long riff when he came out. It was impressive, but ultimately unsatisfying. He made a few references to religion, bombs and a slightly incorrect version of the old european heaven and hell joke. Coulter followed him and, other than a lame joke about the first time he’d moved to the right, he and Jay both let her spout her usual crap. She made a comment about how no one who had edited or proofread the book had any problem with the 9/11 widows section or any other part for that matter.

Crooks and Liars has some post-appearance commentary and Rude Pundit is claiming that Coulters book is full of unattributed borrowing. Pharyngula has a flurry of posts on Coulter, echoing some of the bits in Crooks and Liars, mentioning the plagiarism and countering her views on evolution.

[tags]anncoulter, pharyngula, plagiarism, evolution, georgecarlin, tonightshow, jayleno[/tags]

 Posted by on June 15, 2006 at 1:07 pm
Jun 132006
 

I’d probably only heard of Ann Coulter in passing until I read Al Franken’s Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them. I still don’t really care what she has to say. She’s one of those people that says completely outrageous things to get attention and, of course, make money. I’m not linking any of her crap because I don’t want to give her traffic. You can google her yourself if, by chance, you haven’t heard of her by now. Anyway, I bring her up for two reasons:

  1. She’s apparently going to be on Tonight Show with Jay Leno tonight Wednesday to plug her most recent book. George Carlin is also going to be on plugging Cars. He’s the voice of Filmore. There’s no guarantee that they’ll face off, but it’s worth watching in case they do. As Kevin Seconds notes, Carlin should be able to put her in her place. Speaking of Carlin, Pharyngula linked a skit of his from MadTV yesterday that I’d never seen.
  2. Somebody else linked a YouTube posting of the “Letters from Henry” segment from the third episode of The Henry Rollins Show on IFC. There’s no reason to resort to YouTube though. IFC allows access to segments from all of the shows on the site in addition to web-only extras. If you’re not watching this show, you should be. It’s been pretty solid so far. I’ve yet to miss an episode.

Mary Cheney is still trying vain to plug her new book, but it appears that no one gives a shit. I’m not surprised. There’s a wide swath of members of her own party who’ll avoid the book because she’s a lesbian. The lesbian and gay community will avoid the book because she’s seen as a traitor. And, honestly, in the end, who really cares what the vice president’s daughter has to say? Shuffle her off to current and former presidental offspring camp with Amy Carter, Chelsea Clinton, and Ron Reagan Jr. Can anybody even name the offspring of previous vice presidents? I can picture Gore’s kids and remember that one of them was hit by a car, but can’t come up with names.

Anyway, speaking of possible sparks, Cheney will be on Fresh Air with Terry Gross today. I doubt we’ll get anything on the scale of the Gene Simmons or Bill O’Reilly interview, but ya never know.

[tags]henryrollins, anncoulter, marycheney, georgecarlin, tonightshow, freshair, ifc, npr, kevinseconds[/tags]

 Posted by on June 13, 2006 at 10:21 am
Apr 262006
 

In the car, I generally flip between KUT and 101X, the local alterna-rock or whatever they’re calling it these days station unless I get fed up with both and switch to a CD.

I heard a song a couple of days ago that sounded like something from Bauhaus that I must’ve missed. The lyrics were a little more aggro than I remember their stuff, so I made a note to go look it up and then promptly forgot. The song was on again this morning while taking The Girl to daycare. Turns out it’s not Bauhaus, but a band called She Wants Revenge. The song is called “Tear You Apart”, no doubt a nod to Joy Division. Score another one for originality. On another note, I checked out a song called “White Unicorn” by Wolfmother, another band I’ve heard good things about. It was ok. They’re milking the 70’s power trio thing a bit hard though. Man, am I an old crank or what?

[tags]shewantsrevenge, wolfmother, bauhaus, rehash[/tags]

 Posted by on April 26, 2006 at 2:30 pm
Mar 312006
 

I attended an interview with Henry Rollins during SXSW which was mainly to promote his new show on IFC, which starts tomorrow tonight. In that interview, Rollins was asked about the status of his music career. He essentially responded that he still likes music, but it doesn’t like him, ie that he’d love to keep playing, but not enough people show up anymore to make it feasible for him to continue. Well, a Rollins blog entry this week indicates that “he’s puttin’ the band back together, man” and it’s not that crappy deal he had going for the last several years. It’s the Chris Haskett, Sim Cain, Melvin Gibbs version. August tour dates are being thrown around. I’m wondering if there’ll be an album or if it’s a one shot deal. Will I be disappointed? Probably. MTV picked this up as well.
BTW, here’s Rollins’ blog entry from the day he was in Austin which I missed when I wrote my recap. He mentions Waterloo Records, but not Maudie’s.

And speaking of Rollins, Wired pointed me to a rare video of The Monks performing in Germany. I was introduced to The Monks in the early 90’s when Rollins’s short-lived reissue label, Infinite Zero, put out Black Monk Time.

 Posted by on March 31, 2006 at 4:00 pm
Mar 212006
 

I was just playing Downtown Texas Hold’em on my Razr. The game essentially has you playing at the final table of several different tournaments. You play your spot and the program plays the other four spots. I had just entered a new one, which meant that each player had an equal amount of cash ($200k). I think I was in third position and started with 10-8 off-suit. I put in the initial bet of $6k. Everyone stayed in for the flop, which came out 7-9-J off-suit, meaning I had flopped a jack-high straight. Figuring I had pretty good odds, I went All-In and everyone called. Sure enough, I won and wiped out the entire table on the first hand.

Why can’t I have hands like that in real life?

 Posted by on March 21, 2006 at 1:34 pm